close your eyes as you walk past the MOUNTAIN of clean laundry piled up on the couch and chair?
wish you could put your kid (or kids if you want) in bed at like 5pm and watch what YOU want to watch (HELLO!! House is on tonight!!)
blog stalk and really want to leave comments but feel like it would be weird and awkward?
want to spend all day in the bookstore sans child and phone and just read a book you aren't sure you want to buy?
quit your day job and play in the road?
eat all the ice cream you can handle and spend the rest of the night in bed bemoaning the fact you actually ate all that ice cream? (yeah--like my butt needs THAT right now)
want to run away from it all for a day or seven?
wish you had a Black Amex card and could shut down department stores for a whole day JUST for you (man oh man--if only. how freaking cool would THAT be???)
wanna just beat the stupid people in the world that make stupid comments about kids with disabilities (or illnesses) with a 2x4?
get rid of all your clothes after they're worn and just buy new ones?
Honestly today--I would like to do all of the above. I may indulge in a few--like the ice cream, the dishes and the laundry. Oh wait---I do that every day....maybe tomorrow I should try something different.
